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Gooberdouche 

A said person who (being a goober) drives at least 20mph under the speed limit, and (being a douche) doesn't allow you to pass.
Dammit, I can't get around this Gooberdouche
Gooberdouche by Bondobrew October 5, 2009

goobertron

a goobertron is basically an uber goober, espeicially if they are the goofy type that do the robot
"look at that goobertron dancing!"
goobertron by Freddie Gill October 4, 2006

Triple Gooberry Sundae 

A sex act involving one woman and three men. One ejaculates on the top of her head while the other two do the same in each of her ear canals.
Did you hear? Me and two buddies gave Sarah a heaping Triple Gooberry Sundae last night!
Triple Gooberry Sundae by BigBean January 12, 2015
1. something funny to say when your stoned
2. an insult
omg your such a gooberry!
gooberry by kshizz May 2, 2006

goobernoochie

the female "crown jewel".....aka vagina.....aka where babies are made...aka the last base of a homerun
"Dude, did you hit that goobernoochie last night?"
"Bro, I heard you destroyed that goobernoochie last night?"

Goobergoblin 

A woman who's only objective in life is to Gobble as many goobers as she possibly can....
I never see Katie eat anything so how can she be so fat, it must be all the goobers she gobbles right before bed, she must be a goobergoblin
Goobergoblin by DR.S Moostie June 22, 2019