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goobernoochie

the female "crown jewel".....aka vagina.....aka where babies are made...aka the last base of a homerun
"Dude, did you hit that goobernoochie last night?"
"Bro, I heard you destroyed that goobernoochie last night?"

Goobergoblin 

A woman who's only objective in life is to Gobble as many goobers as she possibly can....
I never see Katie eat anything so how can she be so fat, it must be all the goobers she gobbles right before bed, she must be a goobergoblin
Goobergoblin by DR.S Moostie June 22, 2019

Gooberchop 

To punch someone under the chin
"Hey Billy you seen 'em before?"

"Dale yeah!! I wanna gooberchop him so bad!!!"
Gooberchop by soccerstar2 February 24, 2015

gooberchoaker 

A person that like to choke on a cock.
I dated a girl a while back and she was the best gooberchoaker I have ever met.
gooberchoaker by Mark A. Capozzelli October 29, 2017

gooberdoodle 

someone who is a goof troop the max, not knowing how to interact in a social situation.
Man that guy is still wearing pleated shorts, what a gooberdoodle.
gooberdoodle by jccp4jc74 September 14, 2009

goobercock

A silly fuckwad who has a goobery cock

(Man with an unwashed penis)
“God tim is such a Goobercock!”
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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