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gooberchoaker 

A person that like to choke on a cock.
I dated a girl a while back and she was the best gooberchoaker I have ever met.

Goobershnoper 

A sharp object impaling someone in their eye.
If you don't stop I will goobershnoper you!
Goobershnoper by Jack Jennings April 1, 2011

gooberchump

A person who values most what they lack.
Often called a gooberchump by her cousins, Fortner convinced herself she was good at writing and math, though her skills were minimal and that of a small child.
gooberchump by matthewb0622 October 24, 2020

gooberchump

A person whose values are held by things they lack of.
Fortner lacked skill in grammar writing and math, but always thought she was good at them. As a result, her cousins called her a gooberchump.
gooberchump by matthewb0622 October 24, 2020

goobercool 

something that is so awesomley cool that you have to use the word goober in it.
World of Warcraft is so goobercool
goobercool by Scottdogg December 30, 2006

goobercock

A silly fuckwad who has a goobery cock

(Man with an unwashed penis)
God tim is such a Goobercock!”