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gooberchoaker 

A person that like to choke on a cock.
I dated a girl a while back and she was the best gooberchoaker I have ever met.
gooberchoaker by Mark A. Capozzelli October 29, 2017

Goobershnoper 

A sharp object impaling someone in their eye.
If you don't stop I will goobershnoper you!
Goobershnoper by Jack Jennings April 1, 2011

gooberchump

A person who values most what they lack.
Often called a gooberchump by her cousins, Fortner convinced herself she was good at writing and math, though her skills were minimal and that of a small child.
gooberchump by matthewb0622 October 24, 2020

gooberchump

A person whose values are held by things they lack of.
Fortner lacked skill in grammar writing and math, but always thought she was good at them. As a result, her cousins called her a gooberchump.
gooberchump by matthewb0622 October 24, 2020

goobercool 

something that is so awesomley cool that you have to use the word goober in it.
World of Warcraft is so goobercool
goobercool by Scottdogg December 30, 2006

goobercock

A silly fuckwad who has a goobery cock

(Man with an unwashed penis)
“God tim is such a Goobercock!”
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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