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Gontse
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gontse • goatse • goatseman • goatsecx • goatse'd • Goatsex • gonster • goatseal • Goatse Boat • Goatse Burn
goatse
A shock image originally from the website goatse.cx, which was intended to be pronounced as "goatsex", although the suffix .cx is no longer in common use when referring to the picture (resulting in the word being pronounced "goat-see". Basically the picture is of a man stretching his anus to frightening length. Like many other shock paraphernalia (such as the infamous 2 Girls 1 Cup)", people will oftentimes prank people by putting a link online of something (such as a sweepstakes or another website) and when someone clicks this link, they will see the image instead of what they were told they would see.
The website had other disgusting images on it until the site was taken down. Since then a website claiming to be Goatse has reemerged.
Unlike 2 girls 1 cup, you will not find very many reaction videos on sites such as YouTube.
The website had other disgusting images on it until the site was taken down. Since then a website claiming to be Goatse has reemerged.
Unlike 2 girls 1 cup, you will not find very many reaction videos on sites such as YouTube.
If gross images somehow was made into a pro sport, Goatse would be a star player. It WILL scar you for LIFE.
goatse by therebel56 August 14, 2011
Gotse
The agent's name of Georgi Parvanov given by the old bulgarian communistic "National Security". His job was a talebearer, informer among his circle of close people, friends and colleagues.
He was elected for president two times (2002-2007, 2007-2012) with the support of Bulgarian Socialistic Party(communists) and many low intelligent turkish and gipsies.
For long time he used to deny for his agent past until was proved with documents.
Everyone hates him.
He was elected for president two times (2002-2007, 2007-2012) with the support of Bulgarian Socialistic Party(communists) and many low intelligent turkish and gipsies.
For long time he used to deny for his agent past until was proved with documents.
Everyone hates him.
Goitseone Maakwana
Goitseone Maakwana by Wizzy488innint September 16, 2020
Adam Gontier
(Watching a TDG music video)
Girl: Who's that?
Me: The kickass rock band known as Three Days Grace.
Girl: Good to know, but I was referring to that sexy beast of a lead singer.
Me: Oh, him? That's Adam Gontier.
Girl: He is so hot, and his voice is so sexy!
Me: I know.
Girl: Who's that?
Me: The kickass rock band known as Three Days Grace.
Girl: Good to know, but I was referring to that sexy beast of a lead singer.
Me: Oh, him? That's Adam Gontier.
Girl: He is so hot, and his voice is so sexy!
Me: I know.
Adam Gontier by bbtdgfan123 September 25, 2010
Adam Gontier
Adam Gontier is the lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter for the Canadian rock band Saint Asonia buthe is best-known as the former lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter of the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace. He has also released some songs as a solo artist and collaborated with other artists such as, but not limited to Apocalyptica, Art of Dying, and The Big Dirty Band.
Fan: Hey, do you like Adam Gontier?
Idk: Who’s Adam Gontier?
Fan: That’s it! We’re done talking. Get the fuck out of my sight! (Jk I’ll still talk to you even if you don’t know him because you do now after reading this)
Idk: Who’s Adam Gontier?
Fan: That’s it! We’re done talking. Get the fuck out of my sight! (Jk I’ll still talk to you even if you don’t know him because you do now after reading this)
Adam Gontier by The only name not in use July 28, 2018
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