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not gonna be a Christmas

An expression that expresses the seriousness of a situation and a potential terrible result if a remedy is not found. Reference to children's Christmas specials where the plot centers around saving Christmas.
'If I don't find the bathroom soon, there's not gonna be a Christmas'

We're gonna be in the Hudson

A decisive expression to indicate the last chance to save other lives when you are the responsible for them.
Capt. Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger made a final radio call to the air-traffic control tower from his crippled jet: "We're gonna be in the Hudson" before he glided the plane into the river rather than risking a catastrophic crash in a densely populated area, saving the lives of all 155 on board.

whose ass is it gonna be 

"whose ass is it gonna be" or WAITGB is used when trying to figure out who is to blame in a situation, usually to punish them.
Person 1: Someone robbed a helpless elderly man.
Person 2: Alright, whose ass is it gonna be?
or it can be used jokingly
Person 1: Someone leaked a major spoiler for a highly anticipated movie.
Person2: Whose ass is it gonna be?

That's gonna be a no from me, dog 

When something said is so incredibly stupid and tasteless that you have nothing else to respond

Famously attributed to Randy Jackson in American Idol, though he has never said it
13 year old: *Says something edgy and unfunny*
"That's gonna be a no from me, dog"

Gonnaherpasyphilaids 

An uber STD which has no known cure.
I heard he got gonnaherpasyphilaids from a Hooters waitress.
Gonnaherpasyphilaids by moby14 August 3, 2010

gonnaherpasyphilitis 

what a guy is likely to receive after fuckin a nasty slut
my doctor told me i had gonnaherpasyphilitis

my doctor gave me gonnaherpasyphilitis then charged me to get rid of it

dirty bar bitch gave me gonnaherpasyphilitis

or just 4 giggles

i caught gonnaherpasyphilitis from the turducken
gonnaherpasyphilitis by my butt December 10, 2006