golmon
Golmon a bitch
golmon by Pusssssssssssss August 26, 2021
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golmon
Ty Golmon a bitch who is the best third basemen and has a dick about the size of a easton baseball bat he also has quote on quote Maad rizz he eats ass on the daily but fuck that ass on the weekends
Girl: Look it’s Golmon he’s got a Easton dick
Other girl: he a bitch tho
Last girl: but he’ll eat yo ass on the week days and has maad rizz
Ty: walks up in maad rizz
Other girl: he a bitch tho
Last girl: but he’ll eat yo ass on the week days and has maad rizz
Ty: walks up in maad rizz
golmon by Pusssssssssssss August 26, 2021
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