Gnomenclature is the science concerning the production of electricity. Inside of wires there are thousands of tiny gnomes awaiting command to begin high-fiving. When you flip a light switch on, it triggers a chain reaction between the gnomes. One high-fives the other and a domino affect begins, carrying exponentially increasing gnome high-five magic along a chain of microscopic gnomes, eventually leading to the bulb which is set to continuously run by a gnome performing interpretive dance inside the filament.
Cody - "I heard butt-town is all out of electricity, the papers are saying the gnomes are on strike"
Charlie - "What they need to do is bring some scientists in to negotiate the terms of gnomenclature with them"
Charlie - "What they need to do is bring some scientists in to negotiate the terms of gnomenclature with them"
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"Allie hooked up with another short bloke last night, I'm starting to think she might be gnomosexual."
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Get the Gnomosexual mug.Verb (Gaah-Know-mmed). To have a picture taken by the Photognome, then photoshopped to the distress of the person in the photo. (See GNOMED)
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Person 1: Hey look, it's a garden gnome!
Person 2: OH MY GOD GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Person 1: Well someone has a bad case of gnomophobia...
Person 2: OH MY GOD GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Person 1: Well someone has a bad case of gnomophobia...
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Get the lawn gnoming mug.1: The act of doing nothing, or just standing there. Frequently compared to loafting or mossing.
2: The time in which one such person's wheels are turned off for a while, or just (temporarily) not working.
2: The time in which one such person's wheels are turned off for a while, or just (temporarily) not working.
1; Person 1 -"So, what are you up to on this gloomy day?"
Person 2- "Maaan, nothing really. I'm just lawn gnomin' it
today."
2; Person 1- "What about that guy you were gonna go out with? What happened to him?"
Person 2- "I decided that I didn't want to. I'm kinda lawn gnomin' it for a while."
Person 2- "Maaan, nothing really. I'm just lawn gnomin' it
today."
2; Person 1- "What about that guy you were gonna go out with? What happened to him?"
Person 2- "I decided that I didn't want to. I'm kinda lawn gnomin' it for a while."
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