gnomon 

A stupid pile of shit.

I fucking hate gnomons.

gnomon by Cockhitch February 7, 2007

gnomenclature 

Gnomenclature is the science concerning the production of electricity. Inside of wires there are thousands of tiny gnomes awaiting command to begin high-fiving. When you flip a light switch on, it triggers a chain reaction between the gnomes. One high-fives the other and a domino affect begins, carrying exponentially increasing gnome high-five magic along a chain of microscopic gnomes, eventually leading to the bulb which is set to continuously run by a gnome performing interpretive dance inside the filament.

Cody - "I heard butt-town is all out of electricity, the papers are saying the gnomes are on strike"

Charlie - "What they need to do is bring some scientists in to negotiate the terms of gnomenclature with them"

gnomenclature by ShiftShaper October 12, 2010

Gnomosexual

adj. Sexually attracted to short people.

"Allie hooked up with another short bloke last night, I'm starting to think she might be gnomosexual."

Gnomosexual by fgcp October 9, 2009

GNOMWNED 

Verb (Gaah-Know-mmed). To have a picture taken by the Photognome, then photoshopped to the distress of the person in the photo. (See GNOMED)

Oh noes!!! I got GNOMWNED!!!!

GNOMWNED by JPS_IN_ATL July 30, 2008

gnomophobia 

An irrational fear of Garden Gnomes

Person 1: Hey look, it's a garden gnome!
Person 2: OH MY GOD GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Person 1: Well someone has a bad case of gnomophobia...

gnomophobia by Richard The Gnome.... Shhhh!!! February 6, 2010

lawn gnoming 

The act of stealing lawn gnomes from people's gardens

me and my buddies went lawn gnoming last night

lawn gnoming by Anonymous June 21, 2003

Lawn Gnomin' It 

1: The act of doing nothing, or just standing there. Frequently compared to loafting or mossing.
2: The time in which one such person's wheels are turned off for a while, or just (temporarily) not working.

1; Person 1 -"So, what are you up to on this gloomy day?"

Person 2- "Maaan, nothing really. I'm just lawn gnomin' it

today."

2; Person 1- "What about that guy you were gonna go out with? What happened to him?"

Person 2- "I decided that I didn't want to. I'm kinda lawn gnomin' it for a while."

Lawn Gnomin' It by R-TardIntelligence December 9, 2010