gmonk 

Gmonk aka galacticmonkey, A rich white kid from Florida. Very well known on such forums as ROE and CA for being a total noob. He is often bashed for his complete stupidity and lack of any knoledge in car audio. He has just as many nut huggers as Steve Meade, but half the knowlege. His parents buy his systems and he pays to have them install them. Often reffered to as Gtard.

Gmonk once blew all his BTL's, three time in under a month

That gmonk is a tool

Gmonk actualy thinks pa speakers have "sq"

Gmonk is no longer a mod on ROE

gmonk by SteveMeadeHasMorePeopleOnHisNutsThenPlanters March 28, 2008

Glonky

Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.

“I’m pretty glonky.”

Glonky by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021

Dutch gonker 

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.

I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.

Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

Gonk Droid 

Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid is a walking battery that repeatedly says gonk. Lucasfilm has made multiple attempts to make a Gonk Droid stand alone film but that was deemed impossible. This was because to make the film Lucasfilm would need footage of heaven itself. The amount of light and holiness would have blinded people. The blind would be able to see again but would just go blind again from its holiness.

Me: I need to charge my phone.
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk

Gonk Droid by DEW ETT December 17, 2017

glonk 

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

glonk by ashyhoe August 20, 2018

Gronk Spike 

the action of forcing an object (usually a football) into the ground with tremendous force as a way of celebration or because you re fucking hammered and felt like doing it anyway....

Rob caught the ball in the enzone and celebrated running over Darrel Revis with a Gronk Spike.

Chris got pissed after John beat him in beer pong so he Gronk Spiked his beer in anger.

Gronk Spike by SagerRawDogs November 29, 2011

glonk 

The sound a Wookie makes.

Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.

glonk by Kashyyyk January 13, 2008