by Tyrell Smith November 1, 2004
Get the Golfed mug.A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .
Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019
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Get the goofed mug.A Golfer Kick is where a woman is performing felatio and you kick them in the vagina or they kick you in the penis whilst shouting "Merry Christmas!"
by SHENZILLA December 9, 2010
Get the Golfer Kick mug.It means you really really fucked up. You will probably will end up in cyberjail, where the consequences will never be the same.
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