When you find out that you're a brand new grandmother. But you or your son (a daughter would know) didn't even know your grandchild even existed. The baby mama either knew it or didn't know, but the fact remains: you got Gilfed.
Brand New Grandma: I just found out my son has a daughter.
Online (& soon to be Offline) Friend: You just got Gilfed.
Online (& soon to be Offline) Friend: You just got Gilfed.
by tribeofwriters August 9, 2024
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Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.
Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!
Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!
by The real G-Rad August 28, 2018
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To spend money to "improve" or "pimp out" a worthless item such as a crappy car, dump of a house, or other such item. Usually done by spending more to upgrade an item than was paid for it but still not actually increasing the value of the item with these upgrades.
After Sam spent $1900 to pimp out his $300 rusted out, beat up, 1982 Celebrity all he got for his trouble was a gilded turd and credit card debt.
"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."
"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."
by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008
Get the Gilded Turd mug.A fairly common syndrome, one that is worldwide, seen in some wealthy folks who, despite having anything they want at their fingertips, are still insufferable assholes.
Although it is tempting to explain away Benedict Donald’s obscene behavior as being attributable to Gilded Asshole Syndrome, it remains more likely that his obscenely disloyal actions are due to intellectual and characterological deficits.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
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by Atypical Guy December 21, 2019
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Lith: OMFG GILDED STAR LT PRIDE?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?
P2: Are you a lith?
Lith: 99 STR?!?!??!?!? Gibe moni plos.
P2: Are you a lith?
Lith: 99 STR?!?!??!?!? Gibe moni plos.
by MisterSquish August 5, 2009
Get the Gilded Star mug.Gulfed is a term to describe the feeling when you see someone or something extremely cute or something that makes you flustered. It originated from thai actor Gulf Kanawut, as it he is epitome of cutness.
by Slay.stray July 29, 2020
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