Gilfed 

When you find out that you're a brand new grandmother. But you or your son (a daughter would know) didn't even know your grandchild even existed. The baby mama either knew it or didn't know, but the fact remains: you got Gilfed.

Brand New Grandma: I just found out my son has a daughter.

Online (& soon to be Offline) Friend: You just got Gilfed.

Gilfed by tribeofwriters August 9, 2024

Gilded Goat 

When a Male tucks his cock and balls between his thighs, bends over and proceeds to urinate on his partner.

Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.

Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!

Gilded Goat by The real G-Rad August 28, 2018

Gilded Turd

To spend money to "improve" or "pimp out" a worthless item such as a crappy car, dump of a house, or other such item. Usually done by spending more to upgrade an item than was paid for it but still not actually increasing the value of the item with these upgrades.

After Sam spent $1900 to pimp out his $300 rusted out, beat up, 1982 Celebrity all he got for his trouble was a gilded turd and credit card debt.

"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."

Gilded Turd by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Gilded Asshole Syndrome

A fairly common syndrome, one that is worldwide, seen in some wealthy folks who, despite having anything they want at their fingertips, are still insufferable assholes.

Although it is tempting to explain away Benedict Donald’s obscene behavior as being attributable to Gilded Asshole Syndrome, it remains more likely that his obscenely disloyal actions are due to intellectual and characterological deficits.

Gilded Asshole Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

Gildedguy

a animator that makes absolute masterpieces and is a part of the animation group Hyun’s Dojo

He also is a StickPage member

Guy 1 : you watch Gildedguy?
Guy 2 : oh heck yea he’s animations are awesome

Gildedguy by Atypical Guy December 21, 2019

Gilded Star 

A lithuanian phrase.

Lith: OMFG GILDED STAR LT PRIDE?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?
P2: Are you a lith?
Lith: 99 STR?!?!??!?!? Gibe moni plos.

Gilded Star by MisterSquish August 5, 2009

Gulfed 

Gulfed is a term to describe the feeling when you see someone or something extremely cute or something that makes you flustered. It originated from thai actor Gulf Kanawut, as it he is epitome of cutness.

A: *Shows a pic of MewGulf being couple goals*
B: Omgggg I gulfed so hard, look at them 😳🥺😳

Gulfed by Slay.stray July 29, 2020