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Golledge 

A Golledge is a person put on this earth for us normal people, due to their handicap being incredibly retarded. A term of endearment for the mentally handicapped or stupid. It is commonly believed that Golledge's are created by fucktarded, mouth breather sperm. Though plausible, this is the cause of furries, not Golledge's. However, a proven, common cause of Golledgation is your mother getting stuck in the stink, forgetting to wipe off the tard-infested shit off your father's dick, then getting stuck in the pink thus conceiving your retarded ass. Check science. There are some new developments that indicate that some forms of autism may be linked to early television viewing. A common tell-tale sign of being a Golledge is trying to use the plugs from Hot Topic to pleasure yourself, suffering from dandruff, being gay, or being a weeaboo. Alternative theories suggest that Golledgation is also caused by punching pregnant women in the stomach, or when a man uses a condom, as some Durex factories carry headlice and stringrays and AIDS.
Golledge Aids pregnant
Golledge by Craag Macgregor April 29, 2009
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gulledged 

The infamous no call/no show, usualy due to some overindulgence the night before.
He's already two hours late, he totaly Gulledged.
gulledged by los chupacabras July 21, 2009

Gulledge 

To inadvertantly steal a lighter you have borrowed
Mike was here, and that bitch gulledged my lighter!
Gulledge by DT July 18, 2003

gulledge 

When someone asks for a sip of your drink and chugs the whole thing when you aren't looking.
Zach got pissed when he realized that Austin gulledged his drink.
gulledge by SteveTK421 October 26, 2010

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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