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golf coarse 

The use of profanity while playing golf. It could be after losing a ball, missing a putt or just the act of telling a dirty joke.
John, George and Phil played golf last weekend. John won, George cheated and Phil's golf coarse was unbelievable.
golf coarse by werddup November 20, 2009
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Golf Course 

A seemingly acceptable place to say nigger out loud, and crack racist jokes.
Frank: Lets go play a round of golf at the Golf Course.

Tom: Sounds like a plan, its the only place where there ain't no niggers.

Frank: You bet Tommy ol' boy.

Tom: Boy do I love being racist.
Golf Course by JP25 December 9, 2007

golf-course effect 

This is the type of facial hair with dual or multi escelons of hair giving the appearance of a golf course. Imagine the transition from the green, to the fairway, to the rough...
often not attractive but perfected by some.

Sometimes this can be attributed by laziness or immaturity--inability to grow hair evenly.
"Billy's beard is the perfect example of the golf-course effect."

Golf Course Lunch Kiosk 

A place where you can be employed for only one week then you have the ability to retire for the rest of your life.

A place where you will look back and reminisce upon that one week of employment and wish you weren't fired and replaced by a pensioner with tuck shop arms.
Duuuuude, one week and you can retire from the Golf Course Lunch Kiosk

golf course 

A place where black people are not allowed.

A suburban cesspool, where Republicans over the age of 50 unite.
Try playing some other wussy sport, like Tennis.
golf course by momenti December 15, 2004

golf course 

A large area of land used for golf, a sport involving knocking around a small ball with a stick and walking after it.
The American Dream: the homeless take over all the golf courses.
golf course by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

Golf Course 

Sex which involves a man sticking his dick in a girl's mouth, pussy, and ass.
"Hey man! Did she let you stick your dick in every hole?" "Yes she did, I played her like a golf course and played every hole."
Golf Course by stucke01 December 26, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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