He meets assholes everywhere he goes. 

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.

Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

She Goes Alright 

She goes alright is an Aussie term.

Even though the term sounds like an average compliment, it is actually the worlds highest form of flattery.

Guy1: Hey have you met Laura?
Guy2: No. What is she like?
Guy1: She goes alright.

She Goes Alright by BrushieBrushieBrushie August 4, 2012

the way she goes 

A phrase used in the aftermath of a catastrophe in order to attribute the event's occurrence to some external, uncontrollable factor.

Ray, after gambling away the boys' drink money: "Lost all the liquor money, boys."

Julian: "What?"

Ray: "That's the way she goes."

Bubbles: "That's the way she goes?"

Ray: "That's right - that's the way she goes. That's what I said - "

Bubbles: "So you lost all our drink money is what 'she goes' - she's gone."

Ray: "That's right - that's the way she goes. Sometimes she goes, sometimes it doesn't. She didn't go. That's the way she goes."

Bubbles, being interviewed moments later: "It was gonna be the best night ever, now it's the worst night ever. Fuckin' 'way she goes', he said, fuckin' way she goes..."

-Trailer Park Boys

the way she goes by Chip_Whitley July 4, 2009

joe goes

Sex act where you work really hard for a really long time, but can't get any satisfaction

Person A: I was fucking for so long last night.
Person B: How'd it feel?
Person A: It didn't feel good, it was a real joe goes.

joe goes by Mint Nation June 29, 2017

elliot giles 

They call him Vagina Giles and Big dick giles

They call me vagina Giles/call me big dick Giles .Elliot Giles

elliot giles by Elliot_.gilesxox._ March 22, 2017

godless savage

A person who is characterized by brutal, uncivilized behaviour, irrespective of religious affiliation. One who is truly beyond redemption.

Jeremy: Did you hear about Tyler? He beat up a woman again last night.
Morgan: Shit. What a godless savage.

godless savage by flying wagman September 3, 2009

fuckin way she goes 

A good quote from Trailer Park Boys tv show. When something doesn't exactly go the way you wanted and leaves you disappointed.

Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't. Fuckin way she goes boys, fuckin way she goes...

fuckin way she goes by Pavelski8 May 3, 2008