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Lame ass town where there is nothing but tobacco feilds and lame high schools
Dude: Where you from?
Chick: Goldsboro.
Dude: Oh that lame ass town?
by BustaRhyme April 25, 2011
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
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one tiny lame ass town. Some super nice rich folks live here, and some hood rat people live here. Theres absolutely nothing to do here but ride around, party, have sex, smoke weed, hang out at cookout or the dicks sporting good parking lot, and a place where all guys have the carolina squat on the truck with their Instagram names and blast music. home of the best bbq around, Wilbers Barbecue. a nice fun town, but if you make one wrong turn, you may end up in the hood. A place where everyone knows anyone. And everyone either goes to Easterwayne High school, Alcock High school, Wayne school of Engineering , or the school for the rich kids Wayne Country Day School.
guy: where you from?
girl: goldsboro

guy: oh I've seen you at cookout!
by idk1111 March 06, 2019
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Town in Eastern North Carolina full of tobacco farms and great BBQ. Home of the prestigious Wayne Community College, or more commonly known as "wayne."
White Guy: You're from Goldsboro? Where do you go to school?

Black Girl: wayne.
by Jesse Katsopolis January 19, 2005
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Located in North Carolina' Wayne County, it is nice size community along side the Neuse River. Known for its great farmland, turkey and pig farms, flooding, and of course local BBQ places such as Wilbers. Also it is home to Seymor Johnson Air Force Base, home of the most f-15 in America. If interested in going to college, it is home to Wayne Community College, known as "Wayne". An hour or so from the beach, and a few ours from th emountains, it is in an ideal location.
Man: Where are you from?
kid: Goldsboro, NC
Man: What?
kid: Yea we have an air force base.
by Shivar May 01, 2005
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some random ass town in nc with trucks, hood rats, sluts, and rich people. everyone knows everyone and you either go to easter wayne, aycock, or the school for the stuck up brats, wayne country day school. everyone either works for stores, random companies, or goldsboro milling company. goldsboro has the best bbq and the best cookout, but dont be seen at cookout past 1, or you may get shot.
guy: ay man lets go hit up goldsboro\
2nd guy: yeah man they have the hottest bitches
by idk1111 May 03, 2019
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