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Goldie Locks 

Nickname for A person with extremely long blonde hair.
Jake : Hey there Goldie Locks how bout you make my dick hard so I can fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Would you like for me to suck it or rub it vigorously?
Jake : I would like for you to rub your soft hair on it please!
Kiersten : Oh yeah that always makes you hard don't it big boy!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit talkin stupid and get back to work!
Kiersten : Why we used to do it!
Chad : Who cares I'm the boss you little BITCH!
Kiersten : Fuck you and your small penis too!
Goldie Locks by SlopNChop May 24, 2017
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goldie locks 

Bears turn my girlfriend on--but watching videos of overweight men with beards having sex doesn't really put me in the mood--who knew she was a goldie locks!
goldie locks by Josh Noble December 29, 2007

goldie locks zone 

Just like Goldie Locks, you have picked the perfectly right option of your desires. Whether your preference be dating, in a relationship or simply the talking stage, it is the perfect situation you and your partner are currently in. This is Goldie Locks Zone.

Included for men and women of all ages and of all stages in a relationship. This is where you and your partner feel the most joyful and satisficed at their stage of the relationship.
Justin: So Ryan, are you and Jessica a thing now?
Ryan: Bro. We are in the Goldie Locks Zone. We are both perfectly happy in where we are in our relationship.
goldie locks zone by e56r6678 October 2, 2022

Goldie Lockes 

Is when this fine girl with blonde hair gets u all twisted up in the game and makes u want to be with her 24/7
A.C.A. You Know!
She's my goldie Lockes

Goldierocks  

Renowned energetic DJ, promoter, music journalist and notorious socialite from London, UK. Infamous for her very long blonde locks and bouncy live performances- resident indie/electro DJ at Ibiza Rocks, Ibiza and Razzmatazz, Barcelona. Tours extensively and parties very, very hard.
Goldierocks by Badel06 January 1, 2007

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.
Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.
Goldilocks Cock by dabruce June 19, 2014

Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.
Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.
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