Jake : Hey there Goldie Locks how bout you make my dick hard so I can fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Would you like for me to suck it or rub it vigorously?
Jake : I would like for you to rub your soft hair on it please!
Kiersten : Oh yeah that always makes you hard don't it big boy!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit talkin stupid and get back to work!
Kiersten : Why we used to do it!
Chad : Who cares I'm the boss you little BITCH!
Kiersten : Fuck you and your small penis too!
Kiersten : Would you like for me to suck it or rub it vigorously?
Jake : I would like for you to rub your soft hair on it please!
Kiersten : Oh yeah that always makes you hard don't it big boy!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit talkin stupid and get back to work!
Kiersten : Why we used to do it!
Chad : Who cares I'm the boss you little BITCH!
Kiersten : Fuck you and your small penis too!
by SlopNChop May 24, 2017
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She's not a faghag, she's a goldielocks.
by Little Ms Red Riding Hood August 29, 2008
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A woman who comes to your home, eats your food, sleeps in your bed and is still there when you get home.
Heather over there is my goldielocks. She comes over, eats my food, sleeps in my bed and is still there when I get home.
by Robert Blanco November 12, 2005
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A girl with really blond, beautiful long hair. Hair which looks like gold. The words is taken from the childrens fairytale: Goldielocks and the bears, written by the brothers Grimm.
by diesel2usa October 25, 2006
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by singndrum17 October 20, 2006
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Bears turn my girlfriend on--but watching videos of overweight men with beards having sex doesn't really put me in the mood--who knew she was a goldie locks!
by Josh Noble November 30, 2007
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