goldenberg

the act of dying due to a golden penis being shoved in your mouth

Adriana goldenberg'd Anna last night

by mamam March 27, 2007

Going Goldenberg

Going Goldenberg is when you meet a woman, for the first time and ask her "Am I wasting my time here or what? " within one minute of initial contact.

This technique was developed in a small suburb of Orlando called Longwood. It rarely ends well.

See the false definition of asher lolz.

Man: Hello!
Woman: Hey, how you doing?
Man: Im good, so do you come here a lot?
Woman: no not really, Im just waiting for a ride with my friend. You?
Man: No me either..So am I wasting my time here or what?
Woman: Yeah, I think you are.
(Awkward pause)
Man2: Wow, that was the best example of "Going Goldenberg" Ever.

by LT Dangle USN November 13, 2009

Goldenberger's Speech Impediment

Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)

(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.

by bonelesspizza December 16, 2016

Emily Goldenberg

That one girl in your class that loves to say “you’re my FAVORITE PERSON in the ENTIRE WORLD!!!”

Oh god i can hear Emily Goldenberg is here she’s already on her rant

by Oh god why? April 4, 2019