Golden Seal

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A golden seal is a large Breed of western seals. A rare breed of seals only found within EastVale, California. They are specifically known for their golden fur and large body. Golden seals are often referred to as “Chubby Seals” or “Nathan Seals.” Nathan was the Hispanic explorer who first discovered the rare species in May of 2004. The term “ Chubby seal” is often associated with the name Nathan because the name nathan means large seal in Greek.

A golden seal is a large breed of western seal. Look at that Golden Seal. That golden seal is so plump.

Golden Seal by Tony Reynoso December 1, 2021

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golden seal

This North American native herb is widely known and used for colds, flus, and sinus infections. Lowers inflammation, helps cool infections of the mucous membranes. Useful when blended with echinacea (1 part golden seal to 3 parts echinacea). An herbal extract that typically contains 10% alkaloids and 5% hydrastine as active components; historically used as an astringent and antiseptic.

Like Echinacea, golden seal herb also supports the immune system by strengthening the cells that destroy bacteria, viruses and fungi.

golden seal by The Derelict - 313 August 12, 2006

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Golden Seal

In various state prison system, this refers to the discharge certificate issued to an inmate when they have served their complete sentence, including any parole or probation. The certificate bears a gold-foil seal.

I received my golden seal back in 2022, so I have no time left on that sentence.

Golden Seal by GXGB December 24, 2025

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the golden seal

The Golden Seal is a metaphorical seal; when consuming alcohol, to break The Golden Seal is fatal. Once broken, you never stop peeing, and the effects of the alcohol seem to wear off increasingly each time. It is recommended that The Golden Seal is only broken on the verge of an accident, as in some cases if it is broken as an accident, the accidents in turn will continue.

Dont break The Golden Seal- you'll be going all night!

the golden seal by Lulabelle Wood October 29, 2007

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California Golden Seal

Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.

That bitch sucked me so hard I decided to give her a California Golden Seal.

California Golden Seal by Nelson Wilbury January 10, 2006

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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