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golden ring

When Person A urinates onto or into the anus of Person B
Cara - "Last night Johnny pissed all over my bum hole"
debbie - "So he gave you a golden ring?"
by miss.louise August 14, 2006
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Golden Ring Middle School

Golden Ring Middle School is a shitty middle school in the Rosedale area in Baltimore County, Maryland. It’s full of ghetto, and ratchet kids. If you attended there you were either a show off or the kid who got picked on by everyone else. The teachers there aren’t any better and there’s a fight every week.
by Someguy2004 December 5, 2020
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golden ring wash

when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean
steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone
by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013
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tongue punch the golden ring

A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole
Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!
by Sterlinghightslocalguide March 22, 2019
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Golden Cock Ring

Term used to define when a baseball player hits into four double-plays in the same game.
Golden cock ring? That's worse than the Golden Sombrero.
by Superjim3 April 22, 2017
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Goldenfinger

When a doctor has returned from the lavatory after urination and neglected to wash his hands, he proceeds to insert his finger into a patients anal cavity to commence a prostate examination. He then hums the theme tune to the similarly named James Bond film and sings the words 'Goldenfinger!' repeatedly.
Vargus: The doctor just gave me a goldenfinger!
John: Just think yourself lucky he didn't give you a goldenfist.
by Goldenfinger pro November 22, 2011
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goldenfingers

In regards to male urinals, the result of pissing too close to the porceline urinal that you get pee on your hands and fingers. The "goldenfingers" is caused by the splash of the urine against the urinal.

This can also be attributed to peeing in a urinal that is too high in relation to the position of the person's crotch.
I chose the lower positioned urinal in order to avoid getting goldenfingers.

I wish they had a pee-trough rather than these urinals so I wouldn't always get goldenfingers.
by El Coolito December 3, 2009
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