golden ring

When Person A urinates onto or into the anus of Person B

Cara - "Last night Johnny pissed all over my bum hole"
debbie - "So he gave you a golden ring?"

by miss.louise August 14, 2006

golden ring wash

when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean

steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone

by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013

Golden Ring Middle School

Golden Ring Middle School is a shitty middle school in the Rosedale area in Baltimore County, Maryland. It’s full of ghetto, and ratchet kids. If you attended there you were either a show off or the kid who got picked on by everyone else. The teachers there aren’t any better and there’s a fight every week.

You go to Golden Ring Middle School? I feel bad for you

by Someguy2004 December 5, 2020

Golden Cock Ring

Term used to define when a baseball player hits into four double-plays in the same game.

Golden cock ring? That's worse than the Golden Sombrero.

by Superjim3 April 22, 2017

tongue punch the golden ring

A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole

Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!

by Sterlinghightslocalguide March 22, 2019