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Golden Globes 

They're the awards that the Hollywood Foreign Press Association in theory gives to the best of cinema and television. They divide everything in two categories: comedy and drama. Once upon a time, the Golden Globes used to be taken seriously, but in recent years their nominees are movies that didn't even intended to be awarded (The Tourist, Bridesmaids, RED, Alice in Wonderland, etc.) and flicks that didn't even deserved it (Avatar the most notable example).

Since the rating drops in these past years, the HFPA has turned to the most desperate gimmicks like having the annoying comedian Ricky Gervais as its host and disposable teen idols like Megan Fox and Justin Bieber as presenters.
Golden Globes injustices:
a) Avatar winning best drama movie and District 9 being ignored in the category.
b) Glee winning over The Big Bang Theory as best comedy series.
c) Terri Hatcher winning as best comedy actress in a TV series while her superior co-star Marcia Cross didn't get anything.
Golden Globes by Batmanfan1 January 6, 2012
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Golden globes 

Guy 1: Hey man did you see Mariahs breasts?
Guy 2: Man those are more than breasts, those are some golden globes she has!
Golden globes by Mayor lele January 19, 2010

Golden Globes 

A shit plant(sewage treatment) located in Dundalk, MD off of the back river.
Did you see the golden globes last night?
Golden Globes by Real-Time July 27, 2018

Golden Globe 

When you mold your poop into a ball to make it like a globe. You then pee on it and throw it at a person.
If Alex comes in the room I swear i will golden globe him.
Golden Globe by whiteshadow117 November 23, 2010

Golden Globe Award 

A Golden Globe Award is an accolade presented by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) to recognize excellence in film, television both domestic and foreign. The annual formal ceremony and dinner at which the awards are presented is a major part of the film industry's awards season, which culminates each year with the Academy Awards.

The 1st Golden Globe Awards were held in January 1944 at the 20th Century Fox studios in Los Angeles. The 68th Golden Globe Awards, honoring the best in film and television for 2010, was presented on January 16, 2011, at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California, where they have been held annually since 1961.

Is known to discredit all of your favorite celebs, movies, tv shows and songs.
be prepared for disappointment.
person 1- "What show won the Golden Globe Award for best television series- drama?"
person 2- "Boardwalk Empire"
person 1- "WHAT?"

Golden Globe 

The Emmy of movie awards.
"I'm sorry, I've never heard of her."
"But she won a Golden Globe!"
"Ok... so?"
Golden Globe by STJosh May 5, 2007

Golden Globe Award 

The guy lays on his back masturbaiting, just before he gets off his partner "male of female" urinates on the head of his penis causing ejaculation.
She gave me a golden globe award. I had piss running down my balls but it felt great
Golden Globe Award by gomer21280 December 22, 2009
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