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Great Goggly Moggly 

1.A phrase used when something really surprises you.
2. A phrase used when you really suprise someone
"Great Goggly Moggly, hay guys look my shit is blue."

(Blind date opens the door to great you)"Great Goggly Moggly your one ugly bitch."

(Run in to your office naked after you won the powerball)
"Great Goggly Moggly I won the powerball!" (then run around in scircles screaming fire, fire, fire, fire, fire)
Great Goggly Moggly by Azreall April 27, 2008

Googly googly 

To do a Google search when you're bored
Googly googly by fryingpantheist December 15, 2014

Fanon Goggles 

When people get really emotionally intense about something when in reality there's nothing interesting happening.
When people have read so much fanfiction that they begin applying all these intense emotions from the fictional universe to things that are happening in real life, which in reality are probably just really boring and uneventful.
Person 1: "Why does she always make weird and random Doctor Who references?"

Person 2: "It's called Fanon Goggles."
Fanon Goggles by danisntonfire March 6, 2014

Gogglish 

A language, derived from the teachings of David Goggins. Central componenets of gogglish include the terms; STAY HARD and DONT BE A BITCH
WHEN I SAY BITCH ITS NOT GENDER-SPECIFIC. ITS A MINDSET, IN GOGGLISH IT MEANS WEAK, SOFT, FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF.
Gogglish by Dixie normus pp sghlong November 19, 2022

Giggly Drunk 

Among the various other classifications which most personalities fall within during their state of inebriation, This is the rarest type of drunk, And should be cherished as such.

The Giggly Drunk aka Happy drunk is going to make social drinking a memorable and positive experience for everybody whom their drunken puns, and stupefied giggles meet.

You’ll know when you come across a Giggly Drunk Befriend them, And hold onto them forever.

The Giggly Drunk is most often the quiet and reserved individual’s alter drunken personality.

During the initial stages of inebriation this personality type will show it’s true nature; However, As thier intoxication increases they may yet again become quiet and reserved.

Individuals with the Giggly Drunk personality type are often highly intelligent, and articulate in thier non intoxicated state.
Stacy is such a Giggly Drunk, I love taking her drinking.

Desert Goggles 

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.
Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.
Desert Goggles by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010