GOGGLED

The art of placing ones scrotum aka (balls,Testicles) onto anothers eyes with just enough pressure so that equal coverage is applied across bridge of the nose simmulating GOGGLES!

Did that girl just have balls on her face? No man she just got Goggled!

by Goggle Doctor February 22, 2010

goggled

To look at a pretty girl, in utter amazement

The people in the car goggled kiwi as they passed by.

by Hardcorehindu February 5, 2008

goggled

intoxication due to excees consumption of alcohol

smashed, drunk, too many to drink, off your head - he's goggled

by James DDDDD November 6, 2006

Goggled

When you Google'd (researched) something while wearing your beer glasses.

I am pretty sure I the Males sperm dictates the sex of a child, I just Goggled it the other night. In other words I was drunk and I might be wrong.

by Gweedo8 March 10, 2015

goggled

To the point of being intoxicated, while having numerous women by your side. Only to find out next day that they were hideous.

Joe had drank so much that he became goggled and went home with this ugly woman.

by Jalapeno Flavor September 8, 2010

beer-goggled

A state in which one is drunk to the point at which essentially any girl looks attractive.

Dude, stop raggin on me for hooking up with that girl last night. You know I was totally beer-goggled.

by WaywardMind March 3, 2011

Self Goggled

When you come home after over indulging over your libation of choice and you are beer goggled about yourself.. You are getting ready for bed. You check yourself out in the mirror in undies or whatever. You look so hot.
Self goggled quotes:
"My abs look tight".
"damn I have a sweet (insert body part here)".
"Check out these pecs"
"Why wouldn't he want this sweet ass?"
or whatever you tell yourself.

Man looking at himself in the mirror "hey babe, check out these guns. All those chicks at the bar would drool over these cannons."
"C'mon to bed honey, you look good because you're self goggled".

by AkDaddyDenver July 12, 2013