texas eye goggler

A sex maneuver where a male places one of testicles in each of his mates eye sockets and bounces up and down repeatedly.

Joe squished his one of his nuts while giving Shauna the Texas Eye Goggler.

by j0h November 19, 2007

uberdarque

An elegant way of saying a very black person

kelley: would u ever do a black girl?
joe: i guess, not like an uberdarque tho.

by j0h December 29, 2008

ham served

Typical auto-correct for "hammered" but also way more fun to say than "hammered."

We got to drinking' and Lil Tim got totally ham served last night. I think he ded.

by j0h May 11, 2021