Definitions by j0h

ham served 

Typical auto-correct for "hammered" but also way more fun to say than "hammered."

We got to drinking' and Lil Tim got totally ham served last night. I think he ded.

ham served by j0h May 11, 2021

uberdarque 

An elegant way of saying a very black person

kelley: would u ever do a black girl?
joe: i guess, not like an uberdarque tho.

uberdarque by j0h December 29, 2008

texas eye goggler 

A sex maneuver where a male places one of testicles in each of his mates eye sockets and bounces up and down repeatedly.

Joe squished his one of his nuts while giving Shauna the Texas Eye Goggler.

texas eye goggler by j0h December 21, 2007