goggle-proof. Share definition Flag Used when a member of the opposite sex doesn't get any better looking with the consumpition of alcohol, ie beer-goggle proof. Dude: "Man, that chick is so bland, she's goggle-proof." goggle-proof. by Lorenzo J T May 5, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the goggle-proof. mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch