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A person who would rather believe ancient stories than modern testable science
If it wasn't for godiots and their stubborn irrational beliefs, humans may well have been traveling to the stars by now
godiot by W8ing 2 Di June 27, 2021
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A good kind of idiot

An idiot but not in a bad dusty way
Those guys are a bunch of gidiots!

Zac is such a gidiot!
gidiot by dinosaurguy98 October 20, 2020
nothing, or the wait for something that is never going to happen
Godot by audio08 March 22, 2003
Is mentioned in Samuel Beckett's play "Waiting for Godot" as the man/thing the two main characters are waiting for. Unfortunately the flake never shows up, so consequently nothing happens in the play. Like "Seinfeld" this is the play about nothing.

No one knows who or what Godot actually is, and no one will ever know.
(Excerpt from play)
ESTRAGON: Let's go.
VLADIMIR: We can't.
ESTRAGON: Why not?
VLADIMIR: We're waiting for Godot.
Godot by Camnation January 8, 2007

Godbotherer

Tim is such a godbothering clownshoe merchant.
Godbotherer by Noich noich noich March 11, 2003
GODBOT: (noun) someone programmed from birth to follow religious leaders' every wish; often indoctrinated in Christian fellowships closed off to free thinkers. Extremely dangerous when church leaders use the GodBots to harm other non-GodBots. GODBOTIC (verb) used to describe the hateful actions perpetuated by Christian people who won't listen to reason or logic. (thanks, Anonymous at Datalounge, whoever you are)
There were maybe 40 godbots on the sidelines with signs threatening us with hell and such.
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