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God knows how long

A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.
"That tube is god knows how long."

God Knows I Tried 

God knows I tried is best song to ever exist. It's by Lana Del Rey.
What's the best song ever?
Oh it's God knows I tried

God-knows-where 

Place where some tweaked ass grandmas get their grandkids stuff.

This is in reference to the "Trimbles Happy Hippie Christmas" story
Lil Kevin's mother told him "God-Knows-Where she got it" but to thank grandma,who smells like moth balls, for the kitty sweater she searched so hard for because she knew it was exactly what he wanted.

Inside poor Kevin's little head "Visions of kicking grandmas dumbass danced in his head"

say god knows 

to swear on god that you did something that someone would never think you'd do/happen
boy: i ate her out
girl: SAY GOD KNOWS
say god knows by CandaceDixon January 31, 2019

God Only Knows 

A song by American rock band the Beach Boys from their 1966 album Pet Sounds. It is often considered the Greatest love anthem of all-time.
Carl Wilson: "If you should ever leave me, well, life would still go on, believe me. The world could show nothing to me, so what good would living do me? God only knows what I'd be without you."
God Only Knows by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

knowledge god 

Cocaine - as in kilograms (kg) of coke, the standard unit of measurement for cocaine. Derived from the Supreme Alphabet and the abbreviation 'kg' Knowledge God. Popularized by Raekwon on the first track of his debut solo album 'Only Built for Cuban Linx.'
"What's today's Mathematics son? Knowledge God." - Raekwon the Chef
knowledge god by Allah Shabazz March 20, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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