god job

a blow job given to a godly worker
Sandra went to confessional and ended up giving the preist a god job.

On Hanukkah, Denise gave her Rabbi a god job.
by bamboozie November 11, 2009
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God Job

When someone (normally during gay sex) is given a blow job, a hand job and anal rimming all at once
Person 1: Yo, did you see that twink who just moved into our school?
Person 2: yea, we should give him a god job tonight
by Skyler’s Bf October 13, 2020
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God Job

A God Job is when one dies during a sexual experience.
During sex with my girlfriend, lightening struck through the window and hit me. My obituary reads "William Buttface died of a God Job."
by WilliamButtface February 12, 2010
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God job

A job description with so many requirements that only God himself could do it.
We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.

"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."

"Yep, it's a God Job alright."
by DammitlDave October 12, 2011
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