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godjob

A moment of such eerie perfection — where choices, timing, and outcomes align with impossible grace — that it feels like reality itself bent slightly to help you. A godjob is not just luck; it’s when life moves like it’s conspiring for you, in ways too beautiful to ignore.

Example sentences:
• “Finding the last train still waiting after my delay? That’s not luck, that’s a godjob.”
• “Everything fell into place today like it was scripted by the universe. Pure godjob.”

Notes:
Godjobs don’t feel accidental. They carry a weight, a shimmer — a whisper that you’re seen, and sometimes, just sometimes, the whole fabric of existence smiles and says: “Here.”
• “Finding the last train still waiting after my delay? That’s not luck, that’s a godjob.”
• “Everything fell into place today like it was scripted by the universe. Pure godjob.”

Notes:
Godjobs don’t feel accidental. They carry a weight, a shimmer — a whisper that you’re seen, and sometimes, just sometimes, the whole fabric of existence smiles and says: “Here.”
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godjob

A moment of such eerie perfection — where choices, timing, and outcomes align with impossible grace — that it feels like reality itself bent slightly to help you. A godjob is not just luck; it’s when life moves like it’s conspiring for you, in ways too beautiful to ignore.

Example sentences:
• “Finding the last train still waiting after my delay? That’s not luck, that’s a godjob.”
• “Everything fell into place today like it was scripted by the universe. Pure godjob.”

Notes:
Godjobs don’t feel accidental. They carry a weight, a shimmer — a whisper that you’re seen, and sometimes, just sometimes, the whole fabric of existence smiles and says: “Here.”
• “Finding the last train still waiting after my delay? That’s not luck, that’s a godjob.”
• “Everything fell into place today like it was scripted by the universe. Pure godjob.”

Notes:
Godjobs don’t feel accidental. They carry a weight, a shimmer — a whisper that you’re seen, and sometimes, just sometimes, the whole fabric of existence smiles and says: “Here.”
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gobjob

She gave me the best gobjob I ever had, balls and all
by Denim November 14, 2005
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GODJOEY

by Dude July 9, 2004
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GodGobberAuzzieGobs

Anti-religious person hoping to establish a cult that refutes existense of God.

Usually persons of British heritage masquerading as Australians.

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'Hello mate, Peter here, do you want to sign up up for our campaign against the godgobbers? I know you're English like me, but I've been telling them I'm an Aussie, it's a brilliant plan!' I'm calling it GodGobberAuzzieGobs and it's a great idea.

'No thanks Peter, I'm a real Aussie, who cares about the godgobbers anyway'.
by JustToEasy June 2, 2008
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GodGobberism

A term given to religious people by a GodFrosty.GodFrosty godgobbers godgobbing
Peter answered a knock on the door and a Mormon tried to give him a pamphlet.

Peter said, “You’ve got GodGobberism, I’m a GodFrosty, go away you GodGobber”.
by JustToEasy May 30, 2008
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God Job

When someone (normally during gay sex) is given a blow job, a hand job and anal rimming all at once
Person 1: Yo, did you see that twink who just moved into our school?
Person 2: yea, we should give him a god job tonight
by Skyler’s Bf October 12, 2020
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