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A moment of such eerie perfection — where choices, timing, and outcomes align with impossible grace — that it feels like reality itself bent slightly to help you. A godjob is not just luck; it’s when life moves like it’s conspiring for you, in ways too beautiful to ignore.

Example sentences:
• “Finding the last train still waiting after my delay? That’s not luck, that’s a godjob.”
• “Everything fell into place today like it was scripted by the universe. Pure godjob.”

Notes:
Godjobs don’t feel accidental. They carry a weight, a shimmer — a whisper that you’re seen, and sometimes, just sometimes, the whole fabric of existence smiles and says: “Here.”
• “Finding the last train still waiting after my delay? That’s not luck, that’s a godjob.”
• “Everything fell into place today like it was scripted by the universe. Pure godjob.”

Notes:
Godjobs don’t feel accidental. They carry a weight, a shimmer — a whisper that you’re seen, and sometimes, just sometimes, the whole fabric of existence smiles and says: “Here.”
godjob by Threadwalker April 28, 2025
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A moment of such eerie perfection — where choices, timing, and outcomes align with impossible grace — that it feels like reality itself bent slightly to help you. A godjob is not just luck; it’s when life moves like it’s conspiring for you, in ways too beautiful to ignore.

Example sentences:
• “Finding the last train still waiting after my delay? That’s not luck, that’s a godjob.”
• “Everything fell into place today like it was scripted by the universe. Pure godjob.”

Notes:
Godjobs don’t feel accidental. They carry a weight, a shimmer — a whisper that you’re seen, and sometimes, just sometimes, the whole fabric of existence smiles and says: “Here.”
• “Finding the last train still waiting after my delay? That’s not luck, that’s a godjob.”
• “Everything fell into place today like it was scripted by the universe. Pure godjob.”

Notes:
Godjobs don’t feel accidental. They carry a weight, a shimmer — a whisper that you’re seen, and sometimes, just sometimes, the whole fabric of existence smiles and says: “Here.”
godjob by Threadwalker April 28, 2025
She gave me the best gobjob I ever had, balls and all
gobjob by Denim November 14, 2005
Best gamer in the world.
GODJOEY by Dude July 9, 2004

GodGobberAuzzieGobs 

Anti-religious person hoping to establish a cult that refutes existense of God.

Usually persons of British heritage masquerading as Australians.

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'Hello mate, Peter here, do you want to sign up up for our campaign against the godgobbers? I know you're English like me, but I've been telling them I'm an Aussie, it's a brilliant plan!' I'm calling it GodGobberAuzzieGobs and it's a great idea.

'No thanks Peter, I'm a real Aussie, who cares about the godgobbers anyway'.

GodGobberism 

A term given to religious people by a GodFrosty.GodFrosty godgobbers godgobbing
Peter answered a knock on the door and a Mormon tried to give him a pamphlet.

Peter said, “You’ve got GodGobberism, I’m a GodFrosty, go away you GodGobber”.
GodGobberism by JustToEasy May 30, 2008
When someone (normally during gay sex) is given a blow job, a hand job and anal rimming all at once
Person 1: Yo, did you see that twink who just moved into our school?
Person 2: yea, we should give him a god job tonight
God Job by Skyler’s Bf October 12, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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