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GohKaiLian 

A bottom-feeding parasitic sea mollusc, which is able to adhere to other living things, esp. those in close contact with it, and suck their soul and good karma out, slowly yet surely. Victims are usually aware of their presence by a sharp stench, a prominent attribute of GohKaiLians, emmited through air pores on their skin surface.

A GohKaiLian resembles a hybrid between a defective slug and a thick wad of body hair. The only known action to be taken against attacks from such vile pests is one that is distasteful but efficient. When you realise that your soul is being endangered by them, your immediate reflex would be to take hold of both cheeks of their butts and just rip them apart.

Alternatively, they could be squashed and blended into a vile tasting sort of juice that only fatpees and tthews enjoy for they believe it in its great powers of corruption.
'Go forth and eradicate GohKaiLianism' yells one anti-goh to another.
GohKaiLian by anti-goh August 15, 2006
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Gokalp is the best person you'll ever met. He's kind, very good looking, funny and caring! He makes you feel like you are the luckiest girl on earth. He is very romantic and very intelligent and he knows how to have fun very well. And above all, he is amazing at bed!
Man, Gökalp is the best person you'll ever met.
gökalp by cennokus March 21, 2020
A portmanteau of girl and cock. Used to define the feminine penis
Lemme suck ya gock girl.
Gock by kaswaro November 19, 2020
In 2021, the current urban definition of gock that is accepted amongst most of youth culture, refers to the cock of a transgender woman. An abbreviation of girl and cock. Gock.
Turns out my date last night was packin'. Gorgeous gock. I got gocked good.
Gock by Theodore12344 August 15, 2021
A trans woman's cock.
She slid her gock down my throat.
Gock by MalumLibrum958 March 18, 2022
Combination of the words “girl” and “cock”, used in reference to a woman’s penis.
Girl: Ughhh, I hate that I have a gock. Even tho it’s small and most guys think it’s cute.

Guy: It’s okay, no need to be ashamed of having a gock. They’re just genitals.
Girl: You’re right! Thanks
Gock by yikesChlobee October 21, 2021
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Person 2:......
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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