gobdabble 

a viscous vermilion colored goop excreted form a unknown creature

"thats a darn large amount of gobdabble"

gobdabble by the gobdabbler June 14, 2023

oh my goddable 

Literally, just a way to say "oh my god". An expression unknown outside Russia that comes from a TV show. The original show was a comedy about pretentious "metrosexuals" going to fashion shows and speaking some intentionally terrible English. Though meant to be somewhat funny and critical, the expression ended up being often used and loved by Russians who don't know any better.

- I bought this amazing shirt for a 100 roubles!
- Oh my goddable!

oh my goddable by svetalol March 23, 2017

Goodable 

When the weather is good, but not that good.

The weather is goodable today...

Goodable by Jacob notting January 25, 2019

Globdobble 

1.) A bumpy shit made of different sections. Often each section is a different shade of brown.

2.) A shit that looks like it was put together by an amateur artist with extra clay to use.

"Someone forgot to flush the toilet. They laid a couple of globdobbles"

Globdobble by HissingHottie4C August 26, 2020

gobnobbler 

One who nobble's gob.

Whilst in San Francisco, the mariner was a filthy gobnobbler.

gobnobbler by Juanithan Pooch November 25, 2006

goblabbles 

1. An epic man rant.
2. A badass man story consisting of manly manliness.

1. You: Dude my wife kept nagging last night
Jon: Dude, i've got enough goblabbles, i dont wanna hear yours

2. You: Jon!! I've got a goblabble to tell you!
Jon: Tell me dude.
You: I saved two chicks by scaring away this bear and then we all made out at once!!

goblabbles by BROCULARexplosion June 15, 2011

GobHobbler

Literally a word I made to say randomly so people will leave me alone

“So did you hear abo-“

“GobHobbler”
*violent sprinting*
“It works... I will now return my sex dungeon with the neighbors kid and Allen. Allen doesn’t get shot”
It literally means to make other reject you from conversations and other activities.
Ask all father carp.

GobHobbler by AllFatherCarp March 31, 2021