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gobdabble 

a viscous vermilion colored goop excreted form a unknown creature
"thats a darn large amount of gobdabble"
gobdabble by the gobdabbler June 14, 2023
Words you can keep

oh my goddable 

Literally, just a way to say "oh my god". An expression unknown outside Russia that comes from a TV show. The original show was a comedy about pretentious "metrosexuals" going to fashion shows and speaking some intentionally terrible English. Though meant to be somewhat funny and critical, the expression ended up being often used and loved by Russians who don't know any better.
- I bought this amazing shirt for a 100 roubles!
- Oh my goddable!
oh my goddable by svetalol March 23, 2017

Goodable 

When the weather is good, but not that good.
The weather is goodable today...
Goodable by Jacob notting January 25, 2019

Globdobble 

1.) A bumpy shit made of different sections. Often each section is a different shade of brown.

2.) A shit that looks like it was put together by an amateur artist with extra clay to use.
"Someone forgot to flush the toilet. They laid a couple of globdobbles"
Globdobble by HissingHottie4C August 26, 2020

gobnobbler 

One who nobble's gob.
Whilst in San Francisco, the mariner was a filthy gobnobbler.
gobnobbler by Juanithan Pooch November 25, 2006

goblabbles 

1. An epic man rant.
2. A badass man story consisting of manly manliness.
1. You: Dude my wife kept nagging last night
Jon: Dude, i've got enough goblabbles, i dont wanna hear yours

2. You: Jon!! I've got a goblabble to tell you!
Jon: Tell me dude.
You: I saved two chicks by scaring away this bear and then we all made out at once!!
goblabbles by BROCULARexplosion June 15, 2011

GobHobbler

Literally a word I made to say randomly so people will leave me alone
“So did you hear abo-“

“GobHobbler”
*violent sprinting*
“It works... I will now return my sex dungeon with the neighbors kid and Allen. Allen doesn’t get shot”
It literally means to make other reject you from conversations and other activities.
Ask all father carp.
GobHobbler by AllFatherCarp March 31, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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