goblabbles 

1. An epic man rant.
2. A badass man story consisting of manly manliness.

1. You: Dude my wife kept nagging last night
Jon: Dude, i've got enough goblabbles, i dont wanna hear yours

2. You: Jon!! I've got a goblabble to tell you!
Jon: Tell me dude.
You: I saved two chicks by scaring away this bear and then we all made out at once!!

goblabbles by BROCULARexplosion June 15, 2011

gobdabble 

a viscous vermilion colored goop excreted form a unknown creature

"thats a darn large amount of gobdabble"

gobdabble by the gobdabbler June 14, 2023