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gobblejam

A gobblejam is when you stick the head of a live turkey up your ass while you're fucking it.
Let's go have us a gobblejam!
by Wilde March 26, 2005
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Gobblewash

Melbin continued to talk gobblewash.
by Mootdanga July 26, 2018
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gobblesack

The sack of flesh that hangs below a turkeys chin that contains his gobblers. The juiciest part of a turkey, also the name for the loose skin underneath a fat persons (gravydumpster) chin - in which case it is disgusting.
This Thanksgiving you can keep the turkey breast and legs, I am just trying to munch on that gobblesack.

Did you see that hambeast that just walked by? That motherfucker had a gobblesack hanging down to his nips.
by LilBurkey December 31, 2013
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gabblejacker

One who talks continously while masturbating, either oneself or others.
Bring your earplugs she's a real gabblejacker.
by solomonk February 11, 2008
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gobblejammer

A gobblejammer is someone who sticks the head of a live turkey up his ass while fucking it. Usually refers to someone who does it often.
Ty: Dude, Neal's such a gobblejammer

Vin: Ya dude, he still has feathers sticking out of his ass
by Tydude August 30, 2007
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Gobblejob

Origin co. Galway Ireland.

means eating a bures fanny.
i.e a lickout
aww man i gave that bure a serious gobblejob last night, she was quiffing all over the shop!
by Ciaran89 February 24, 2008
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Gobbledageek

Somebody who admits to having engaged in activities of a sexual nature with a nerd.
Jenny: Have you managed to get it on yet with that guy in the I.T. department?
Catherine: Let's just say that I'm now a fully-fledged 'Gobbledageek'
by Scrabbleguru December 11, 2010
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