Gobblebaste
Verb-when you unload your wad up in some trick's bootyhole, extract it w/ a turkey baster and make the biatch gargle it
Gobblebaste by David Misell January 12, 2009
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The triple chin on a bigger person.
gobbleblaster by GoobleblasterInc October 10, 2019
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Gobblestein
Gobblestein by Mallory Puckslut January 21, 2009
gobbleblasted
1. The state of being so shocked that your brain briefly turns into leftover Thanksgiving stuffing.
2. A level above flabbergasted and one step below calling your mom in a panic.
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2. A level above flabbergasted and one step below calling your mom in a panic.
3.
gobbleblasted by Agdian May 21, 2026
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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