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gobblesmack 

a type of shock when something shocking has been said or done
have you heard about the banning of glue stick
im gobblesmacked
gobblesmack by gobblesmackleah February 18, 2025

gobblesack 

The sack of flesh that hangs below a turkeys chin that contains his gobblers. The juiciest part of a turkey, also the name for the loose skin underneath a fat persons (gravydumpster) chin - in which case it is disgusting.
This Thanksgiving you can keep the turkey breast and legs, I am just trying to munch on that gobblesack.

Did you see that hambeast that just walked by? That motherfucker had a gobblesack hanging down to his nips.
gobblesack by LilBurkey December 31, 2013

Gobbleshank 

items commonly found on display, in various nooks and crannys, whose only purpose is to be looked at.
Great Aunt Mildred's mantle clock, that hasn't run since 1979 and should be thrown away. It is gobbleshank, but for some reason, there is an inappropriate attachment to it.
Gobbleshank by slipperyfox August 26, 2013

Gobblesnick

A goblin with three legs that can only walk backwards whilst screaming 'I like chode'

Gobblestick 

Slang term used as a game name for the art of giving a blow job

Often used on unsuspecting females as they generally do not know what it means, and the person who asks the question can find it mildly amusing when they are bored, or just being dirty.
To a girl "lets play gobblestick" or "would you like to play gobblestick"
Gobblestick by **DAK** October 12, 2005

GwobbleSmack 

Absolutely Mind Shattering Pussy
Guy 1: “Man I got over there and she made me nut in 2 mins!”

Guy 2: “Damn bro, sounds like she had that GwobbleSmack.”
GwobbleSmack by AT4LX September 3, 2022