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An unsolicited picture in the form of a text or email wherein a selfie containing only male genetalia is attached.
How am I supposed to go back to waiting on customers when I just got goat slapped by that guy I met at the bar on Friday?
by L.J.Hudson August 09, 2016
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To invent a nonsensical saying and convince an ESL student that it belongs to standard English idiom.
Kristen: That just slaps my goat!

André: What hell? What does it mean?

Kristen: Oh, that's just a common saying people use when they're upset. It's like "grinds my gears", but more backcountry.

André: Ahhh. I see.

(André just got goatslapped!)
by Jedophile October 05, 2010
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