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GOATSLAM - moniker/acronym - Greatest Of All Time = Shared Learning, Advanced Mind
He tackled the problem head-on with a GOATSLAM mentality.
GOATSLAM by Wayner, Ltd. September 22, 2019
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goatslap 

To invent a nonsensical saying and convince an ESL student that it belongs to standard English idiom.
Kristen: That just slaps my goat!

André: What hell? What does it mean?

Kristen: Oh, that's just a common saying people use when they're upset. It's like "grinds my gears", but more backcountry.

André: Ahhh. I see.

(André just got goatslapped!)
goatslap by Jedophile October 6, 2010

goat slam 

To spread your ass cheeks and slam your exposed anus on to your victim's nose.
"Why is your nose brown?"
"Jamie just goat slammed me because I made fun of her tan.
goat slam by Akarune May 15, 2014

GoatSama 

GoatSama the best Atk on SS
GoatSama be spinning every atk
GoatSama by Kohyugaa June 1, 2023
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