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goatse man 

Name given to the man posing in the picture on goatse.cx which consists of a man ripping his posterior apart.
Aiigh! The Goatse man has blinded me!
goatse man by Falconrath August 13, 2003

goatse man 

A man who hides items, in his large anus.
potatoes and jelly were removed from his ass.
goatse man by Timmy August 1, 2003

goatse man 

THE GIVER on goatse.cx
goatse man by Ryan December 5, 2003

goatseman 

God of Goatse, or main deity of Goatseism.
Goatseman is my god.
goatseman by orf October 27, 2002

goatsman 

someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who does not believe in the efficiency of modern travel technology such as planes or high-speed trains.
Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his goatsman, whom his mother recently married, for advice on the best method of travel. The embittered goatsman remarked he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.
goatsman by Ryan Krisac August 9, 2006

goatseman 

"I was afraid that my blind date would be a real goatseman"
goatseman by Jukka May 23, 2003
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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