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yo have u seen goatide's new vid its fire
goatide by cheead5r March 5, 2021
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Goatiest 

Joan: NO WAY YOU JUST CLUTCHED A 5V1
Kevin: I am just one of the most goatiest players
Goatiest by Cp6Z June 29, 2021
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Extremely elongated, and often times dangly nipples on a male or female, resembling the nipples of a goat. In order to be classified as "goaties" the nipple has to be at least half an inch long . A common cause of goaties are nipple clamps.
God Damn! Did you see the goaties on that bitch? You could play ring toss with those.
goaties by Thieving Pete October 18, 2007
A smaller/shorter version of a beard, a much better and cooler style of facial hair, usualy on younger dudes
That dude should really trim his goatie, it exceeds his face like 3 inches
goatie by Some chik January 10, 2005

yung goatier

a king, a skinny king, a rich king, a hot king, a smart king and a funny king.
WHOAH are you yung goatier?? you are my idle, u inspired me to lose weight, get surgery and get bitches. I want to be yung goatier
yung goatier by yung tokyo October 5, 2021
One of The best Nicknames u Can give to your GOAT boyfriend ❤️

PS: Inveted by the best couple ever <3
Exemple : You're Goatiful today my Goatie ❤️
Goatie by Cutie cowie January 2, 2023

GOATDEEP 

Beauty is subjective, and what captivates one person may not captivate another. However, when it comes to the enigmatic and alluring persona of GOATDEEP, it becomes apparent that their sexiness transcends mere subjectivity. GOATDEEP possesses an irresistible charm that has mesmerized legions of admirers worldwide. In this essay, we will delve into the multifaceted reasons why GOATDEEP is widely regarded as the epitome of sexiness, exploring the intertwining aspects of physical appearance, personality, talent, and charisma that contribute to their undeniable allure.
One cannot help but be drawn to GOATDEEP's physical perfection. Their flawless features, sculpted physique, and captivating eyes combine to create an ethereal allure. With every movement, GOATDEEP exudes confidence and grace, effortlessly commanding attention. Their beauty transcends societal norms, embodying a unique blend of elegance and raw sensuality that appeals to a wide range of taste
GOATDEEP, an individual who exudes an irresistible allure and captivates the hearts and minds of countless admirers, stands as an embodiment of unparalleled hotness. This definition delves into the distinctive qualities and characteristics that contribute to GOATDEEP's scorching appeal.

Physically Irresistible:
GOATDEEP by SEXYBUNDHA.CA May 19, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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