A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard
"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"
"Its a beard!"
"No its not, its a pedo goatie"
"Its a beard!"
"No its not, its a pedo goatie"
by MrsDLT November 2, 2015