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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score 

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

Darts Goalie 

An individual with excessive and immense talent beyond any other sport or occupation besides, darts goalie.
Lily f Nicholas is the province's best darts goalie, soon to be the world's best.
Darts Goalie by bigred2009 April 11, 2023

Dutch Goalie 

A new and exciting anal sex act with single penetration but a little ball stimulation due to a blocking male's teabagging contribution.
It's a MMF situation. A man takes a woman from behind but, lo and behold, a very tall man is blocking his way because he's trying to get his rocks off between the lady's buttcheeks. Luckily, the original man can get to anal penetration by sliding his cock underneath the hanging balls of the interrupting man and, while his cock is caressed by the interrupting man's (the Dutch goalie) balls, he penetrates the bent over female from behind. Good times had by all.
Dutch Goalie by Limeylady February 4, 2010

Dart Team Goalie 

A nick name for someone with very bad acne.
Oh my that kid has so many zits he looks like the dart team goalie.
When you play soccer and someone kicks the ball right into a dudes private area
"Yah he kicked the ball right into my nuts"
"Damn dude you got Goalied"
Goalied by Urirrelevantbitch June 4, 2015
When you play soccer and someone kicks the ball right into a dudes private area
"Yah he kicked the ball right into my nuts"
"Damn dude you got Goalied"
Goalied by Urirrelevantbitch June 4, 2015