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n. From ice hockey. An incongruous event that really should not be happening, shows utter incoordination, poor planning, and a lack of proper attire, and yet is hypnotically entertaining.

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So I hear the mayor of Chicago went up against the gun-control folks. How did that go?

Total goalie fight.
by gnostic 1 September 23, 2013
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n. An ice hockey event so clumsily comicsl and so outrageous that all sports media will show it and thereby increase the fan base of a marginal dying sport. (Except in Latvia and some parts of Canada). Also used in the sense of a metaphor.

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That senate trial was a real goaliefight, eh? We don’t have politics like that in Latvia.
by gnostic3 February 08, 2020
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