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A website that mostly consist of ten year old kids who think they have come up with a new revolutionary way to hold ice cream, broke teenagers that are to lazy to get a job so they have other people do it for them, and then you will find the very rare portion of gofundme with actual people who actualy need money so their dog doesn't die of butthole cancer.
10 Year Old: "Im gonna make a gofundme so that I can buy a new fortnite skin yay"
17 Year Old: "I can't afford groceries, fuck it ill make a go fund me"
44 Year Old Woman: " Please help my dear old Roof Roof, he needs to live through one more Christmas"
GoFundMe by Bucko January 14, 2020
America's largest health care provider.
Dude, I just got my appendix removed. My hospital bill is $200,000!

- Hope you aren't insured with GoFundMe!
GoFundMe by Pilotodes February 6, 2019

GOFUNDME.com/Tling te 

Please help the poor and broke by going to GOFUNDME.COM/Tling te
A site which people fund themselves or others. It can be a site where people post weird shit.

For example go to gofundme.com and type shovels for mexicans to dig under trumps wall.
Can help support the wall at gofundme
lets go help these poor mexicans at go fund me
GoFundMe by Cup Pong King January 27, 2019
A site used to donate money to people that need it
Lopez was in a car accident and didn't have enough money for hospital bills so he set up a gofundme to help him.
GoFundMe by TompsonGraal December 26, 2018

GoFundMe Friend 

A person who has friends, but they’re only friends out of pitty. Never the first person to call for plans, always left as a last option. Friends of the GoFundMe friend rarely make effort in hanging out.
“I never want to become a GoFundMe Friend, I only need real friends.”
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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