Bill: Hey Karen, I have something to confess
Karen: ooh great Bill, what is it?
Bill: i am Gnomo
*Karen gasps, then she kills Bill executioner style no questiones asked*

Gnomo by Ubingnomed January 24, 2019

Related Words

Gnomosexual • Gnomo • gnomophobia • gnomo armato di ascia • Gnomology • gnomon • gnomophelia • gnomosaur • gnome • Gnomed

gnomo armato di ascia

È sabato sera e un gruppo di ragazzi deve aver alzato troppo il gomito, alcuni di loro infatti stanno ballando in mezzo a una stradina, mentre un’altro riprende la scena con il cellulare.
Infondo alla strada è evidentemente lo gnomo armato di ascia (Levi Ackerman) forse, voleva vedere da vicino i balli umani

La bambina gli tira un sasso, improvvisamente la figura si alza.
È UNO GNOMO ARMATO DI ASCIA!

gnomo armato di ascia by otaku.x.billiex_x September 22, 2020

gnomesnag

If someone were to take something of yours in an extremely aggressive manner.

Person A: "Can you believe that I was just gnomesnagged in broad daylight!?"
Person B: "Like the girls that have been snagged from me."

Person A: "Whenever I play Dota 2, Rubick always steals my ult and we lose our teamfight gnomesang?"
Person B: "Man Rubick is such a gnomesnag"

Person A: "I am soo hungry that I could gnomesnag a sandwich at the local sandwich shop!"
Person B: "Don't be rude!"

gnomesnag by DTMango February 10, 2014

gnomesang

An internet gamer slang for "You Know What I'm Saying?"

"Your Pentium 4 laptop cannot run Dota 2 gnomesang?"

"You n00bs are gna lose badly gnomesang!"

"You got a test tomorrow, maybe you should study gnomesang?"

gnomesang by DTMango January 20, 2013

Gnome Child

Legend has it that he was born too late to explore the earth.

Others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.

For sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.

The gnome child says "Don't be a cunt lol"

Gnome Child by </topkek.exe/> December 14, 2015

gnoobenflooben

GNoobenFlooben: An experienced person who disguises themselves as a big noob for fun, sometimes even disguised as a person so noobish they pose a threat to society.

Look at bob, he is such a gnoobenflooben!
Ah look at Tim portraying himself as a gnoobenflooben for his own benefit, dreadful!

gnoobenflooben by Idicam April 12, 2017

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026