1 definition by Richard The Gnome.... Shhhh!!!

gnomophobia

An irrational fear of Garden Gnomes

Person 1: Hey look, it's a garden gnome!
Person 2: OH MY GOD GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Person 1: Well someone has a bad case of gnomophobia...

by Richard The Gnome.... Shhhh!!! February 4, 2010