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little midget that thinks he's cool and shit,and he eats crap every day.
Gnomeh is a fucking ass.
gnomeh by Bonez September 28, 2003
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gnomesnag 

If someone were to take something of yours in an extremely aggressive manner.
Person A: "Can you believe that I was just gnomesnagged in broad daylight!?"
Person B: "Like the girls that have been snagged from me."

Person A: "Whenever I play Dota 2, Rubick always steals my ult and we lose our teamfight gnomesang?"
Person B: "Man Rubick is such a gnomesnag"

Person A: "I am soo hungry that I could gnomesnag a sandwich at the local sandwich shop!"
Person B: "Don't be rude!"
gnomesnag by DTMango February 10, 2014

gnomesang 

An internet gamer slang for "You Know What I'm Saying?"
"Your Pentium 4 laptop cannot run Dota 2 gnomesang?"

"You n00bs are gna lose badly gnomesang!"

"You got a test tomorrow, maybe you should study gnomesang?"
gnomesang by DTMango January 20, 2013

Gnome Child 

Legend has it that he was born too late to explore the earth.

Others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.

For sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.
The gnome child says "Don't be a cunt lol"
Gnome Child by </topkek.exe/> December 14, 2015

Gnome Effect 

When you put your hood up and there's a point above your head, making a shape similar to a gnome's hat.
Guy 1: hey man, what's up with your hood?
Guy 2: nothing, it's just the gnome effect
Gnome Effect by G. R. Luddington November 15, 2016
Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha

hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!
Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha

hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!
Gnomed by ConfederateStateOfAmerica September 17, 2018

underwear gnomes 

little gnomes who come out at night to steal underwear.
ahh the underwear gnomes stole my underwear again, I'm down to one pair.
underwear gnomes by Dan Arnett June 22, 2008
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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