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gnomesnag 

If someone were to take something of yours in an extremely aggressive manner.
Person A: "Can you believe that I was just gnomesnagged in broad daylight!?"
Person B: "Like the girls that have been snagged from me."

Person A: "Whenever I play Dota 2, Rubick always steals my ult and we lose our teamfight gnomesang?"
Person B: "Man Rubick is such a gnomesnag"

Person A: "I am soo hungry that I could gnomesnag a sandwich at the local sandwich shop!"
Person B: "Don't be rude!"
gnomesnag by DTMango February 10, 2014

gnomesang 

An internet gamer slang for "You Know What I'm Saying?"
"Your Pentium 4 laptop cannot run Dota 2 gnomesang?"

"You n00bs are gna lose badly gnomesang!"

"You got a test tomorrow, maybe you should study gnomesang?"
gnomesang by DTMango January 20, 2013

Gnome Child 

Legend has it that he was born too late to explore the earth.

Others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.

For sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.
The gnome child says "Don't be a cunt lol"
Gnome Child by </topkek.exe/> December 14, 2015

Gnome Effect 

When you put your hood up and there's a point above your head, making a shape similar to a gnome's hat.
Guy 1: hey man, what's up with your hood?
Guy 2: nothing, it's just the gnome effect
Gnome Effect by G. R. Luddington November 15, 2016
Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha

hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!
Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha

hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!
Gnomed by ConfederateStateOfAmerica September 17, 2018

underwear gnomes 

little gnomes who come out at night to steal underwear.
ahh the underwear gnomes stole my underwear again, I'm down to one pair.
underwear gnomes by Dan Arnett June 22, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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