Gnarp gnarp (alternatively spelled as gnarp gnap) refers to a photoshopped image of a cat to make it look like a green alien with two antennae, with the caption “Boy why you so gnarp gnap 👽”
A particular individual who lives a radical, dangerous, and always extreme lifestyle. Often caught demonstrating his surf stance in everyday situations. Also always appears to be under the influence of some sort of drug.
"that gnarhead head drank 3 four lokos and took 2 hits of acid! Now he's trying to bomb parking garages on his long board"
"Has anyone seen the Chris?"
"Yeah, that gnarhead has been staring at the lava lamp for 2 hours."
Famous gnarheads:
Steve-o (Jackass/Wildboyz)
Chicken Joe (Surf's Up)
Jeff Bridges (The Big Lebowski)
Slater (Dazed and Confused)
Otto Rocket (Rocket power)
Keanu Reeves (Always)
(Verb) To sniff objects that have recently or routinely been in contact with another person's buttocks, such as bicycle seats, couch cushions, or office chairs.
The minute she leaves, I am going to gnorph her chair.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!