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the area where the scrotum attaches to the base of shaft of the penis.

she gave such great fellatio that her mouth could go all the way down to the gnarph.

gnarph by Zach and Pops April 15, 2008

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Gnarph

Miscellaneous crud and fuzzy stuff that collects between your toes and in your bellybutton.

Man, those socks I bought really leave shitloads of Gnarph (pronounced NARF) behind.

Gnarph by JudgeGarry May 20, 2009

Related Words

gnarph • gnarpy • gnarp gnarp • gnarsh • Gnarp • Gnarth • gnarwhal • Gnarshing • gnarshmallow • gnarwhale

gnarp gnarp

Gnarp gnarp (alternatively spelled as gnarp gnap) refers to a photoshopped image of a cat to make it look like a green alien with two antennae, with the caption “Boy why you so gnarp gnap 👽”

John: Boy why you so gnarp gnarp 👽

gnarp gnarp by DerangedCat May 4, 2023

Gnarchaeologist

A really bad-ass archaeologist.

Indiana Jones is a gnarchaeologist.

Gnarchaeologist by one 'f' Jeph January 15, 2012

gnarhead

A particular individual who lives a radical, dangerous, and always extreme lifestyle. Often caught demonstrating his surf stance in everyday situations. Also always appears to be under the influence of some sort of drug.

"that gnarhead head drank 3 four lokos and took 2 hits of acid! Now he's trying to bomb parking garages on his long board"

"Has anyone seen the Chris?"
"Yeah, that gnarhead has been staring at the lava lamp for 2 hours."

Famous gnarheads:
Steve-o (Jackass/Wildboyz)
Chicken Joe (Surf's Up)
Jeff Bridges (The Big Lebowski)
Slater (Dazed and Confused)
Otto Rocket (Rocket power)
Keanu Reeves (Always)

gnarhead by gnarhead January 13, 2011

Gnorph

(Verb) To sniff objects that have recently or routinely been in contact with another person's buttocks, such as bicycle seats, couch cushions, or office chairs.

The minute she leaves, I am going to gnorph her chair.

Grandpa! Stop gnorphing the couch!!!

Gnorph by John Epic November 5, 2016

Gnarsh

1. A term for chill, chill wasn't chill enough so gnarsh was created

2. Also means absolutely nothing, the word can be used as something to piss people off.

Hey, whats up" " Gnarsh

Gnarsh by ZB,CM May 24, 2011

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026