gnarph

the area where the scrotum attaches to the base of shaft of the penis.

she gave such great fellatio that her mouth could go all the way down to the gnarph.

by Zach and Pops April 15, 2008

Gnarph

Miscellaneous crud and fuzzy stuff that collects between your toes and in your bellybutton.

Man, those socks I bought really leave shitloads of Gnarph (pronounced NARF) behind.

by JudgeGarry May 20, 2009

gnarp gnarp

Gnarp gnarp (alternatively spelled as gnarp gnap) refers to a photoshopped image of a cat to make it look like a green alien with two antennae, with the caption “Boy why you so gnarp gnap 👽”

John: Boy why you so gnarp gnarp 👽

by DerangedCat May 4, 2023

Gnarchaeologist

A really bad-ass archaeologist.

Indiana Jones is a gnarchaeologist.

by one 'f' Jeph January 15, 2012

gnarhead

A particular individual who lives a radical, dangerous, and always extreme lifestyle. Often caught demonstrating his surf stance in everyday situations. Also always appears to be under the influence of some sort of drug.

"that gnarhead head drank 3 four lokos and took 2 hits of acid! Now he's trying to bomb parking garages on his long board"

"Has anyone seen the Chris?"
"Yeah, that gnarhead has been staring at the lava lamp for 2 hours."

Famous gnarheads:
Steve-o (Jackass/Wildboyz)
Chicken Joe (Surf's Up)
Jeff Bridges (The Big Lebowski)
Slater (Dazed and Confused)
Otto Rocket (Rocket power)
Keanu Reeves (Always)

by gnarhead January 13, 2011

Gnorph

(Verb) To sniff objects that have recently or routinely been in contact with another person's buttocks, such as bicycle seats, couch cushions, or office chairs.

The minute she leaves, I am going to gnorph her chair.

Grandpa! Stop gnorphing the couch!!!

by John Epic November 5, 2016

Gnarsh

1. A term for chill, chill wasn't chill enough so gnarsh was created

2. Also means absolutely nothing, the word can be used as something to piss people off.

Hey, whats up" " Gnarsh

by ZB,CM May 24, 2011