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A Glynda is a silly incel who lives in a basement who tries to one up people they’ve been bestest by. A glynda can also be the slime around a turd.
That Glynda, worse than a Karen.

Or, I couldn’t stop crapping after a big day eating greasy food and shot out a big Glynda.
Glynda by Jaxon Doolittle January 6, 2023
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glendalish 

adj. can be used to say something is amazing, or great; better than good.
Damn, that concert was glendalish!
glendalish by Pat March 16, 2005

Wilson Middle School, Glendale 

An ok middle school in Glendale, California. Like the rest of Glendale, 87% of the students are Armenians which makes the school smell like Axe. 10% of the population are Hispanics, 2% are Asians, and like 1% are white.

Wilson is really cliquey and the lunch tables are divided by ethnic groups, which is pretty fucked up. The Armenians take up most of the tables, which makes sense since they are the majority. There used to be V-Techs and Armos but apparently those labels aren't really used anymore.

The teachers are pretty good but there's only one good math teacher, the rest are either crazy or aren't really good at teaching math. Wilson's music is really good and sometimes drama puts on good plays. Sometimes.

Wilson doesn't really have a drug problem, there are only a few kids who think they're cool and try pot or crack but they really can't hold anything down. Besides, all the idiots who do drugs on campus always end up getting thrown in Juvenile Correctional Facility.

Unlike Roosevelt Middle School and Toll Middle School (Wilson's neighboring schools), Wilson kids come from pretty wholesome and working class families, which is nice. Wilson doesn't have any real problems, which makes a pretty okay school. Better than Toll and Roosevelt, anyway.
Wilson families are always involved with school events, unlike Toll and Roosevelt families.

Wilson Middle School has a strict no-drug and anti-bullying policy.

Wilson Middle School, Glendale is a pretty good school.

glendale highschool 

A greasy ass high school where lots of younger kids smoke. Known for cheaters, sluts, and attention whores. There is A LOT of fights every other week, 90% wouldnt rec of going to this school unless you want to get peer pressured into smoking, get into a bad relationship and you’re good at science because the science teachers will make you struggle to pass you’re class. The halls smell like pot, most classrooms smell like BO the gyms are pretty nice though, unless you get one of the bad teachers then I’m afraid your gym class will suck ass sem long. Glendale is filled with greasers and 2 faced/ snakes you can’t trust anywhere here because as you start to get closer they will backstab you and pretend that they like you when they don’t do PEEP THIS
Hey man what school do you go to?
I go to: Glendale Highschool
Ah never mind we can’t be friends you must be a 2 faced fake person like the rest of the school.
Glinda or Galinda,The Good Witch of the North. First created by L.Frank.Baum in his novel "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz". Then created as Galinda/Glinda in Gregory Maguire's novel "Wicked", which was created into the broadway musical WICKED protrayed by Kristen Chenoweth.
Look it's glinda
Glinda: It's good to see me isn't it!
Glinda by Wicked1 May 22, 2006
Noun glynde - Think of the most disgusting thing you can think of, that's your glynde. It's also the most disgusting sounding word in the English language.

Verb - to glynde - What I just did to your mum/sister/aunt/cat
Can I touch your glynde?
Can I tickle your glynde?

I just glynded your mum.
glynde by ICLax December 18, 2010