gluzman

the art of being a dumbass, being an assface, being a complete moron

getting lost in your own house, yo dude you jsut pulled a gluzman

by jonny k June 12, 2003

gluzman

stupid, unsmart, total dumbass, thinks hes a baller but isnt, idiot

exit? i thought that where i came in... Gluzman go run a fly

by annonymous June 13, 2003

The Dirty Guzman

When a guy pours peppermint essential oil on his thumb and sticks it up his partners butt. He then extracts his thumb and rubs it underneath his partners nose and across the upper lip.

“I just gave Alex the Dirty Guzman last night”

by The beta cell February 19, 2023

Alex Guzman

Alex Guzman is know for social media famous,he also has a kind a sweet heart ,if you date him he is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for ,so if you have a Alex Guzman don’t ever lose him.

Omggggg I love Alex Guzman so muchhhhh!!

by Itsurgurll February 11, 2019

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".

Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!

by Real life gangsta $ December 6, 2021

Alex Guzman

He is the hottest guy you will ever know. He will also be the best boyfriend to you so make sure you don’t loss him

Omg Alex Guzman is so hot

by Catcow March 5, 2019

Guzman nonce

Liam is a weirdo

Bob: Do you know guzman nonce?
Rickie: oh yes that weird person

by Kieran poggy December 8, 2019