glutch

Newfoundland English term (archaic) for choke.

Billy swallered a big chicken bone and glutched on 'n.

by Egon Spengler August 21, 2005

glutch

Garbage juice. The stuff that seeps from the bottom/back of a garbage truck.

by m0loch September 25, 2003

glutch

To urinate in addition to defecating at the same time.

I held onto the seat as I glutched everywhere. My mom had a fun time cleaning the toilet and its surroundings.

by DaNastyHoe October 22, 2022

Glutching

The act of severing one's genitalia only to wrap up tightly in cling film and proceed to show others. From the verb "To Glutch"

Man: Where's Jimmy tonight?
Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching

by Robson Green July 09, 2004