Glutching

The act of severing one's genitalia only to wrap up tightly in cling film and proceed to show others. From the verb "To Glutch"

Man: Where's Jimmy tonight?
Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching

by Robson Green July 9, 2004

Clutching Bungle

To be in dire need of a shit

Any chance I can cut in the queue, mate? I'm clutching bungle here!

by Mondo Prime April 22, 2009

Double Clutching

Finger blasting two chicks simultaneously from behind in a public setting, preferably on the dance floor while wearing sunglasses

Nate: Yo did you see Sam out on the dance floor?
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!

by DilboGaggins420 October 25, 2018

baby's arm clutching a plum

A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.

Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.

by Jumpingrat November 10, 2008

clutching

When you are playing an online game , and you are the only one alive on your team.You have to "Clutch"the round by killing the opposing team single-handedly. So clutching is surviving in a one versus five or more players situation, killing them and winning the game . Clutching a situation in other words is getting control over a close situation.

Mom-Dinner's ready !
Gamer-Not now mom , I'm clutching !

by Erosin March 3, 2015

Clutching

When you are flashing a strap but don't pull the trigger or shot to kill.

Brah this nigga pulled up on me at the gas station and was clutching fool he saw I had my strap and got back in his car and peeled off.

by Jmarie Sunshine Payme June 18, 2018

pearl clutching

The phrase "pearl clutching" means being shocked by something once-salacious that should now be seen as commonplace. It is used to dismiss someone as being prudish, uptight, or otherwise too conservative in their thinking

“Amusingly, upon the various perfume boards there’s been a little bit of pearl clutching going on about the concept of a marijuana perfume.”

by UrbanTourist October 8, 2016